croctor:

when your mom won’t let you go out

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twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

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greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm, via justonemorelook)

authentk:

Videogames are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies

For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

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mintydroid:

oitnb season 3 requirements

  • for poussey to never be sad ever.

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ernbarassing:

i will get more attached to your dog than i am to you

(Source: ernbarassing, via highfivekeats)

aryastakres:

quixoticideals:

I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL
AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL”
AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD”
I DAD JOKED MY DAD
I AM THE REVOLUTION

hello revolution im dad

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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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